I’ve been a little MIA the past month or so, and now that I feel like I’m back, I’ve also been warmly greeted by one of my favorite bloggers by being nominated for one of his challenges.  If you don’t know Rory at A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip you should click the link and go there right away!  Go!  Go right now!  I’ll still be here when you get back.  Thank you Rory for welcoming me back as if I hadn’t missed a thing.

Rules

Don’t answer the questions the right way!

Nominate one blogger to answer the questions, but before you do, create 2 new questions of your own to replace 2 existing questions.

“It’s Just Plain …” created by  A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! a pingback is always welcome but it also means l don’t miss out on the silliness either!

 

1

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

It’s a function of physics that the output can be directly affected by the force of the connection ie how hard you press the button.  It’s called the “remote theory” BxF=O, thus if you increase B (button push) or F (force of button push) you increase the output of the remote.

2

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Because you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up, and lemon was crushed every time you kiss me….thanks to Prince

3

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

It’s to decrease the competition between frequencies…you are allowing the numbers to “talk” to your brain.  Your brain cannot hear if the radio is too loud.

4

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

It’s the government’s way of tricking our minds into thinking that natural things are not good for us (ie natural things strip away anything unwanted), thus making us not only addicted to artificial flavors, but all things artificial…sunlight, weather, emotions, etc.

5

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

It works that way because of gravity.   Gravity pulls the color lower.

6

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

They are really referring to the fact that they wet themselves in their sleep and woke up hungry and wanting a boob.

7

Why isn’t 11 pronounced “onety-one”?

Because laziness was anticipated making onety become onie with the lack of enunciation.  Thus counting out music or dance steps could get confusing when you are saying onie and a twoie vs onety and a twoty….

8

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Swine flu

9

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Exactly, and penalty comes from penis, and celibacy is from celebrities.

10

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

Putting on mascara, smelling their fingers after touching something gross, digging their underwear out of their crack when they think no one sees them, checking for BO (body odor), trying to see if you have bad breath by blowing in your own hand.  Sorry this one I had to answer honestly.

My Questions (with 2 changed):

1

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

2

Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

3

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

4

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

5

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

6

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

7

Why do people speak louder and slower in their own language to someone who speaks a different language?

8

What disease did cured ham actually have?

9

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

10

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

My Nomination:

This is purely for my own enjoyment because I can’t wait to read her answers…my dear friend whom I strive to be more like everyday…The Britchy One at Bitchin’ in the Kitchen