I am honored and so very grateful to be nominated for this lovely award by one of the kindest bloggers I’ve ever met, the amazing Rory of A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip

Rory cranks out poetry, challenges, thoughts, stories, and writings on his own life each and every day.  He is so entertaining and has a great sense of humor.  He’s so generous and thoughtful of our blogging community.  I’m so happy to know him.  If you aren’t familiar with his blog…please please please go give it a read!

The Rules:

Thank the blogger who nominated you.

Use the “Sunshine Blogger Award” logo on your post and list the rules.

Answer the 11 questions the selector asks of you.

Nominate 5-11 bloggers you want to give the award to.

Ask the following bloggers that you selected 11 questions of your own.

The Questions for Me:

If I could spin round on my chair fast enough how long will I need to spin round to move forward in time to next Friday?  

Well, I thought the theory was that if you fast forward fast enough, objects disappear!  So, does that mean you cease to exist?  Exist in another time?  Another dimension?  If, we in fact, can control time, then you would need only the moment to place yourself in the time destination of your preference, right?

Why do we only have five toes?

You need an odd number in order to have a center point of balance.  Based on the typical size of a human foot, 3 toes would be too spaced out and 7 would be too crowded.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Depends on who is bigger, you or your neighbor on either side.  Usually I think of it as first come, first serve, but size seems to trump that.

What is the purpose to the mosquito, the cockroach, the snail and the slug?

Just like the Lion King via Elton John said…it’s the circle of life.  Mosquitos keep the viruses going.  Cockroaches must contain some secret to surviving…anything, we just haven’t figured it out yet.  Snails and slugs must somehow be responsible for “dragging” things in some type of cross pollination work to allow them to grow in other areas.

What’s the difference between a drum, an egg and sex?  

You beat a drum, whip an egg, and pound sex???

Why oh why is it so difficult to find the right fitted bra? [Asking for a friend]

Because we are not totally symmetrical…so which boob do you fit?

If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?

Strike the match, light the oil lamp, then use the newspaper to light the kindling wood.

Dragons, did they exist or not? [Interpret how you will]

The sci-fi nerd in me says “Yes, of course they did!  How else would they appear in Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?”  The scientist in me says “show me proof”.

If you only had one year left to live, what would you do with those 12 months?

Live!  Live life to the fullest…oh wait, I’m already doing that.  Okay, live life even more!

Okay, your best friend has really bad body odour and bad breath at the same time do you tell them and risk offending/upsetting them or not?

Best Friend??  They are gonna have to fix that immediately or I’m hot hanging with them.  Friends don’t let friends go out “stunk”.

Ok, you are given the chance to flip the card to win 1000 [your currency] or keep the 500 [your currency] that you already have. Do you take the risk and flip the card?

Being that I’m lucky in love and not in cards…I’m keeping the 500 in hand!

My questions and Nominees:

This is the part where I’m supposed to come up with 11 questions of my own and nominate some awesome bloggers. Since I’ve sat on this for longer than I want to mention….I’m going to save that part.  Besides, I have a couple more up my sleeve so be on the lookout.  Forgive me Rory for not completing the task!  Maybe consider it a Partial Sunshine Eclipse Blogging Award???

XOXO

Kkatch